He's HYDRA.

elsadearie:

differences between morning laura and night laura

  • morning laura can type better
  • morning laura is really excited and passionate about things
  • especially agents of shield
  • morning laura stans agents of shield characters hardcore whereas night laura usually just yells about how much she hates the show

what is in that box?

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box? Just say the first answer that comes into your mind.

koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

straight problems #33

earthdad:

when you’re so straight you can’t even bend over because that is gay